Just checked my crypto wallet, and it looks like the only thing that’s skyrocketing is my heart rate! 🚀💔 Is there a support group for HODLers? Because my portfolio is more like a rollercoaster than a rocket ship! 🎢💰 At this point, I’m convinced that “HODL” stands for “How On Earth Did I Lose?” 🤷‍♂️💸 Maybe I should just invest in cat memes instead; at least they’ve got a consistent return on laughs! 😂🐱 Anyway, remember folks, the only thing more volatile than crypto is my mood when I forget my Binance password. Stay safe out there, and may your gains be as strong as my coffee! ☕️💪 #CryptoComedy #HODL