🚀 Why did the Bitcoin break up with the dollar? Because it found someone more *cryptic*! 😂💔

I mean, who needs stable relationships when you can have wild market swings, right? One minute you're at an all-time high, and the next, you're just… low-key crying in a corner. 😜

Trading crypto feels like trying to pick the winning lottery ticket, but hey, at least we have memes to distract us from our plummeting portfolios! 🐕✨

Remember, if you’re feeling down about your investments, just throw on a meme, do a little dance, and tell yourself "HODL, my friend!" 🎉💎

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