Why did the cryptocurrency investor bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the market was about to rise! 😂📈 

Seriously though, if my crypto portfolio keeps fluctuating like my WiFi signal during a Netflix binge, I might just have to start investing in emotional support cats along with my altcoins! 🐱💸 

In a world where Bitcoin is more likely to go on a rollercoaster ride than a stablecoin, remember: it's all fun and games until someone loses their wallet key! 🔑🚫 

So keep calm, hodl on, and let’s hope the only crash we experience is my attempt at cooking dinner tonight! 🍳🔥 #CryptoComedy #HodlOn #BitLaughs