🚀 Just checked my crypto portfolio and it’s fluctuating like my mood on a Monday morning! 🤔 One second I’m a blockchain billionaire, the next I’m contemplating selling my dog for some Ethereum. 🐕💸 

Is it too late to pivot and start a career as a professional ‘hodler’? 😅 Or should I just stick to my real talent: buying high and selling... well, lower than that. 🤷‍♂️

If only my bank account could get a crypto upgrade! Then my savings account wouldn't be as empty as my fridge before grocery day. 🥴🥕

Remember: In crypto, the only thing you can count on is volatility... and memes. So always invest in laughter! 😂💰 #CryptoComedy #HodlOn