Just tried explaining crypto to my grandma. She nodded along until I mentioned "blockchain" and now she's convinced I'm talking about a new form of knitting. 🧶💰 

"Is Bitcoin different from the regular kind?” she asked.

"Only slightly; it’s like if your spaghetti was gluten-free, vegan, and somehow still managed to taste like a pizza," I replied. 🍕🤯

At this point, I think she's more interested in trading her crochet patterns for altcoins than actually buying any crypto. Who knew grandma could be this savvy? Maybe I should get her a crypto wallet... or at least a yarn one! 😂💸 #CryptoGrandma #BlockchainKnitting