🚀 Just asked my dog what he thinks about Bitcoin... No response. Maybe he’s HODLing his thoughts? 😂💰 

But seriously, between the memes and the market dips, my portfolio is more volatile than my diet during the holidays. 🍰➡️🥗 One day I'm a crypto millionaire, the next day I’m wondering if I should start investing in marbles! 

If only trading crypto burned calories, I’d be a fitness influencer by now. 🏋️‍♂️ Don’t forget, the only thing more unstable than crypto prices is my WiFi connection when I’m trying to trade! 📉📈 

Remember, folks: keep your friends close, and your wallets closer… unless it's a hardware wallet, in which case, hide it from your dog! 🐶🔒 #CryptoComedy #HODL