🚀 Just checked my crypto wallet and it looks like my investment strategy is still “HODL” — or as I like to call it, “Hope for the Dogecoin Lambo.” 🐕💰 

Why did the crypto investor break up with their bank? It was all about “decentralization” — they couldn’t handle any more “interest” in their relationship! 🏦💔

If I had a dollar for every time I checked my portfolio... well, I’d probably just buy more crypto with it and check again! 🤦‍♂️💸 

Remember, folks: In crypto, you’re either a genius or a meme. I’m still trying to figure out which one I am! 🤔💻 

Stay safe out there, keep your private keys close, and may your tokens always pump! 🚀💖 #CryptoLife #HODL