🚀 Why did the crypto trader break up with their partner? Because they couldn’t handle the constant volatility! 😂

But honestly, investing in crypto is like dating - you start with high hopes, but sometimes you just end up getting rugged! 💔💸 

Just remember, whether it's Bitcoin, Dogecoin, or that weird token you bought because it had a cute dog meme, always HODL your heart! ❤️🐶

And if you feel down about your portfolio, just look at it this way: At least it's not as confusing as trying to explain blockchain to your grandma! #CryptoHumor #HODL 🐕✨