🚀 Just bought some crypto and now I’m broke... but at least I’m broke in the future! 😂💸 Who needs groceries when you can have a tiny fraction of a Bitcoin?! 🥳 Going to start my new diet: Coffee, Ramen, and "investing" in meme coins. 🍜☕️ #FinancialFreedom or #FinancialFroze? 🤔

*Why did the altcoin break up with the fiat?* Because it found someone with more *blockchain* compatibility! 💔🔗

At this point, I’m just waiting for my dog to offer me advice on crypto. I mean, she’s already barking about “To the Moon!” 🌕🐶 

Remember folks: If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Unless it’s pizza, then order it for the *1,000th* time! 🍕💰 #CryptoComedy #HODL