🚀 Just tried explaining cryptocurrency to my grandma. She said, “So it’s like Monopoly money?” I replied, “Exactly, but instead of buying hotels, you just buy digital cat pics!” 🐱💰

All these crypto bros are flexing their gains, while I’m over here sweating bullets every time Bitcoin hiccups. 😂 Bitcoin and I have a toxic relationship—every time I think things are going well, I check and it’s gone from a solid investment to me questioning if I should start collecting coupons instead. 📉✂️

And don’t get me started on NFTs! I mean, who knew I could own a pixelated pic of an ape dancing like it’s 1999? 💃🍌 

At this point, I’m just waiting for my pizza delivery to be paid in Dogecoin. 🍕🐶 #CryptoLife #SendHelpAndTacos