🚀 Just tried to explain crypto to my grandma. She asked if it’s like “digital magic beans.” 🤔 Now she’s convinced if she plants her old flip phone, it’ll sprout Bitcoin! 🌱💰 

I told her it’s more like planting a seed of confidence—Nurture it with memes and prayers, and hope it doesn’t crash like her last online shopping spree! 🛍️💥 

Ah, the irony of trying to make sense of decentralized finance while explaining how centralized her opinion is about avocado toast! 🥑💸 

Remember folks, invest wisely, or you might end up trading your sanity for a JPEG of a cat in a spacesuit! 🐱🚀 #CryptoChronicles #ToTheMoonOrToTheLooneyBin