🚀 Just checked my crypto wallet and it looks like it’s been out partying all night without telling me! I thought I had investments, but apparently, I’ve just been collecting digital Monopoly money. 🤷‍♂️💰 If anyone finds my lost gains, they can keep them as long as they promise to buy me a coffee! ☕️😂

And can we talk about how we call it "HODL" when we really mean "holding my breath until it goes back up"? 🤿💸 Crypto: the only place where you can go from rockstar to rock bottom in a matter of clicks. 🎸📉 #CryptoComedy #HODL #LostAndFound