🚀 Just overheard a guy at the coffee shop say he’s investing in a new cryptocurrency called "BrewCoin." Apparently, every time you take a sip, it’s like collecting interest! ☕💰 I told him I'd stick with my current portfolio: BitCoffee and Ether-brew. If the market crashes, at least I’ll have a caffeine high to cushion the blow! 😂💸 Just remember, folks: don't put all your “Brew” in one cup! What’s next? TeaCoin? I can see it now—"Why did the crypto investor break up with his girlfriend? She said she was too volatile!" 🤷‍♂️💔 #CryptoHumor #BrewCoin #CoffeeAndCrypto