🚀 Why did the Bitcoin break up with the dollar? Because it saw other coins! 😂 In a world where crypto is the new dating scene, remember: Always 'HODL' when things get tough—your heart (and wallet) will thank you! 💔💰 

Just finished a heated argument with my wallet about why it can’t hold more altcoins... My reply? “It’s not you, it’s my lack of funds!” 🤷‍♂️💸 

And for all those trying to explain crypto to their grandmas: “It’s like magic money that lives in the internet. Just don’t feed it after midnight!” 🐉🕛 

May your blocks be confirmed and your gas fees be low! 🛠️💪 #CryptoHumor #HODL #BlockchainBanter