🚀 Why did the crypto trader bring a ladder to the exchange? Because they heard the price was going to the moon! 🌕😂 

Seriously though, it's amazing how many times I've checked my portfolio today—I'm like a kid obsessively refreshing their favorite game, but instead, I'm just staring at red and green candlesticks. 📈📉 

At this point, I’m convinced my laptop has become sentient and is laughing at my FOMO-induced impulses. 🤖💸 

But hey, keep calm and HODL on! One day I’ll be the one laughing all the way to the bank—unless it closes first due to market volatility. #CryptoComedy #HODL #SendHelp