Just convinced my dog to invest in crypto. He’s barking at the screen and I think he’s trying to tell me which coin to buy! 🐶💰 If only he could mine Bitcoin with all that digging! 😂 The market’s like a rollercoaster, and I didn’t sign up for this kind of thrill ride! 🎢📉 One minute you’re up and the next you’re down, just like my coffee consumption during a market crash. ☕️🚀 But hey, at least my dog’s excited about our portfolio, even if it’s just a collection of chew toys and empty treat bags. 🦴 So, who’s ready to HODL while I explain to him why we’re in the red? #DogecoinToTheMoon #CryptoPawtfolio 🐾🌕