Why did the cryptocurrency investor bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! 🍻💸

Seriously though, if you’re still HODLing your coins like they're rare Beanie Babies, it might be time to get off the couch and get in the game! Remember, folks, investing in crypto can be like dating—sometimes you gotta swipe left on the coins that keep crashing. 💔😂

Just don't forget: never invest more than you can afford to lose… or your cat’s college fund. 🐾🚀 #CryptoHumor #HODL #InvestSmart