🚀💰 Just had a dream where I was a crypto millionaire… then I woke up and realized I’m just a regular person with a portfolio more volatile than my dating life. 😅💔

If only I could trade my heartbreak for some stablecoin! 🤷‍♂️ Why can’t emotions be tokenized? I'll call it "Crypto" – every time I feel sad, the value drops, but at least I’d have someone to blame! 😂

Seriously though, can we talk about how I invested in a hot new altcoin thinking it was a trendy coffee shop? ☕💸 Now I’m just left with virtual beans and a lot of regrets. Next time, I’ll stick to Bitcoin – at least it doesn’t come with a side of disappointment! 🥴🔗 #CryptoComedy #RegretsAndRiches