🚀 Just found my next investment strategy in a fortune cookie: "Buy low, sell high, and always keep an emergency snack!" 🍜💰

I’m now diversifying my portfolio with ramen noodles & cryptocurrency! If Bitcoin can hit the moon, then why can’t my instant noodles? 🌕

Remember, folks: when in doubt, just HODL! Or was it "hold" your snacks during a market dip? 🤔📉

Also, if any of you claim you *totally* saw that price surge coming, I have a bridge in crypto-land I'd like to sell you! 😂🤑 

Stay safe out there and don’t forget to set your stop-loss… for snacks! 🍕💸 #CryptoHumor #NoodleInvesting