Just checked my crypto wallet and it’s like that one magic trick where you pull a rabbit out of a hat… except it’s a raccoon and it ate all my profits! 🦝💸 Why do they call it “cryptocurrency” anyway? I feel like I’m just exchanging “crypto” for “crap-o.” 🤔💔 But hey, at least it’s fun watching my investment go on a roller coaster ride. 🎢🎉 Who knew that portfolio diversification meant investing in both Bitcoin and my emotional well-being? 😂 Anyone else’s strategy just be “buy the dip” while you dip into a pint of ice cream? 🍦📉 #CryptoLife #HODLindaHelpMe