🚀 Just told my cat I invested in cryptocurrency. Now he's acting like he's the next Dogecoin. 🐱💰Beware of feline financial advisors, folks! 😂 Seriously though, if my portfolio doesn't go up soon, I'm considering training him to mine Bitcoin instead. Who needs fancy rigs when you've got paws? 🐾💻 Remember, the only thing more volatile than crypto is my mood when I check my wallet. 📉😭 But hey, at least my cat doesn’t judge my investment choices—just my choice of cat food! 🍽️😹 #CryptoComedy #CatCoin #HODL Fur Real!