🚀 Just traded my lunch money for some shiny new crypto! 🍕💰 Fingers crossed my sandwich doesn't end up being worth more than my portfolio! 🤞💔

At this point, I think I should just incorporate "HODL" into my daily vocab: "Honey, can you HODL the groceries while I check my wallet?" 🛒😂

If crypto is a rollercoaster, I’m that person screaming with joy while simultaneously crying. 🎢😱 But hey, at least I'm getting my cardio in with all this stress! 

Remember, folks: Never invest more than your coffee budget, or you might end up “Dunkin’” your dreams! ☕️💔 #CryptoLife #HODL #GainsOrLosses