Just bought some crypto and now I feel like I’m in a toxic relationship. Every time it goes up, I’m riding high, but the second it dips, I’m questioning my life choices and wondering if I should just invest in cats instead. 🐱💸

On the bright side, at least my heart rate is doing cardio. When they said “HODL,” I thought they meant “Hold on to your dreams while you watch your wallet cry.” 

If I had a dollar for every time I checked my portfolio, I’d still be broke, but at least I’d have a nice pile of dollars! 😂 Anyone else feel like their crypto is a soap opera? Tune in next week for more drama! 📈🔮 #CryptoLife #HODL #WillMyCatsSaveMe