Just bought some Bitcoin to add to my “emergency fund.” You know, in case of a zombie apocalypse or the next time my favorite pizza place only accepts crypto! 🍕💰 Imagine me in the future, trading my precious coins for single slices while dodging zombies shouting, “Where’s the blockchain?!” 😂 

Also, is it just me or does my wallet feel like a digital black hole? One moment, I’m all “YOLO, let’s invest!” and the next, my balance looks like it needs CPR. 🤦‍♂️ 

If I had a dollar for every time I checked the market… oh wait, I do! But I’m too scared to convert it into crypto again! 🥴🚀 #CryptoLife #HODL or #LOL?