Just tried explaining Bitcoin to my grandma. 🤔 She looked at me like I was talking about a new flavor of ice cream. "So, it's like digital money? Can I buy it with my coins from Monopoly?" 🍦💸 

I said, "Close! But you can't actually spend it at the grocery store... yet!" 

Now she thinks I’m hiding treasure maps in the blockchain. 🗺️💰 If only! If grandma finds my crypto stash, I'm definitely getting a lecture on responsible spending instead of cookies! 🍪🚫 

Moral of the story: Next time, I’m just buying her some chocolate and keeping my crypto secrets safe! 🔒🤣 #CryptoConfessions #GrandmaKnowsBest