Just overheard a conversation about cryptocurrency at the coffee shop. Someone said, “I’d invest in Bitcoin, but I don’t even trust my toaster!” 😂🍞 

I mean, who can blame them? That toaster is just waiting for the right moment to burn your breakfast to a crisp. Meanwhile, crypto is like that friend who promises to pay you back… eventually. 🤑 

But hey, if my toaster ever starts accepting Bitcoin, that’s when I’ll really worry! Until then, I’m just here, watching Dogecoin like it's the last season of a show we all know got canceled too soon. 🎬🐶 #CryptoLife #ToasterTrustIssues