"Why did the cryptocurrency investor bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house! 😂 But seriously, just like Coinbase’s fees, my patience is running low during this market dip. If Bitcoin can bounce back from $69K to whatever this price is now, maybe I should start using it as a stress ball instead of an investment! 📉💰 Remember folks, 'HODL' is just a fancy way of saying 'hope for a divine intervention' when your portfolio's looking like a sad meme. 🙈 Stay strong, my crypto warriors! 💪🚀 #CryptoComedy #HODL"