Just tried explaining cryptocurrency to my grandma. After a few minutes, she asked if Bitcoin is like the fancy chocolate bars she hides from me. 🍫🪙 I told her it's way more volatile—like trying to predict if her cats will ignore me or decide I'm their new favorite blanket! 😂💸 If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me “But why is it called 'currency' if I can't even buy a pizza with it?” I’d have... well, a lot of very confused pizzas! 🍕🤔 Anyway, I’m off to invest in some catnip tokens. #CryptoLife #CatCoin