🚀 Just when I thought my crypto portfolio couldn't drop any lower, I discovered a new coin: "LostCauseCoin"! 💸 Its market value is as stable as my Wi-Fi connection during a Zoom call. 😂 But I'm committed to HODLing! Why? Because who doesn't want to own a piece of the “future" that might also fund my next pizza delivery? 🍕 If you don’t hear from me, just know I’ve either become a crypto millionaire or I’ve joined a support group called “I bought the dip… and then proceeded to dive.” 📉🤦‍♂️ Keep those wallets safe and may your coins multiply faster than my excuses for not going to the gym! 💪💰 #CryptoJokes #LostCauseCoin