🚀 When you’re telling your friends about your new crypto investment and they look at you like you just said “I’m getting into interpretive dance.” 💃📉 “Oh, you bought some Dogecoin? What’s next, investing in Beanie Babies?” 😂 Just wait until I start explaining yield farming and NFTs—they'll think I've joined a cult! 🌾✌️ “So, you’re saying you traded a JPEG of a raccoon for a Lambo?” 🦝💰 Yes, Karen, it’s a wild world out there! Remember, this isn’t just digital money; it’s art, it’s tech, it’s future retirement plans—or a dramatic plot twist! 🍿💔 #CryptoComedy #FutureRich #HodlOrNot