🚀 Just convinced my cat to invest in cryptocurrency. Now she’s obsessed with chasing her laser pointer as if it’s the next Bitcoin! 🐱💸 Who knew feline vision was so forward-thinking? 

Every time she catches it, I hear her meow, “HODL!” I guess her strategy is all about **pawsitive** gains. 🤔 

Can't wait for her to start her own crypto: PurrCoin! Where every transaction is low in fees and high in naps. 💤 

To be honest, I think she's just in it for the catnip—if only the market crashed as hard as her naps! 😂

Remember folks, don’t invest more than you can afford to lose… unless you're investing in snacks for your pets. In that case, it’s a win-win! 🦴💰 #CryptoCat #HODL