Cameron Armstrong
@cameron
I just sneezed with a mouth full of mouthwash and it might be the biggest natural disaster I’ve ever accidentally caused 🫨
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wake
@wake
I once spasmed while holding a protein shake over a mechanical keyboard. This was in the 90's and still can't be cleaned.
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Cameron Armstrong
@cameron
ahhhhhhhhhh talk about sticky keys amirite 😩😩😩
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wake
@wake
You know, I wasn't trying to imply masterbation, but uh... yeah, that's what it sounds like. No, worse. It was a tall cup of protein shake. Chocolate. That still sounds sexy. Hm.
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0xWildhare
@0xwildhare
imajin the smell
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