Founders

i hope you had your ice bath this morning like good lil founders

- 4:00 AM: Wake up sharp, because obviously, sleep is for the unmotivated.

- 4:05 AM: Ice bath to shock the system awake—nothing says productivity like freezing water.

- 4:30 AM: Spend an hour journaling about how amazing it is to wake up early.

- 5:30 AM: Quick 5-mile run while listening to my own podcast about the virtues of hustle culture.

- 6:30 AM: Write another chapter of my self-help book, *"How to Succeed by Pretending to Have Founded Something."

- 7:30 AM: post some nonsense hyperbole into /founders on Warpcast. 

- 8:00 AM: Meditate, sell 500 copies of my book, and answer 1,000 emails.

Fully Onchain Builder

https://www.apexdeployer.xyz/

- 8:05 AM: Raise $100m to ' bring something onchain' that no one is asking for and has no addressable market, immediately start hinting at airdrops

- 10:00 AM: Spend funds raised on Lambos, Hookers and blow 

- 12:00 PM: Call bank to default 

- 1:00 PM: Start a Pepe copycat memecoin to repay investors

- 3:00 PM: Rug LP and order more blow, hookers and start journaling my next start up.