I just successfully swatted a fly like I actually hit it

Bullish

Nurturing /hamcats. Purging tainted meat from /lp. We live in the same absurdity simulator. Hi!

Step 1: Buy a break-barrel pellet gun.
Step 2: Shove a wad of tissue paper into the breach
Step 3: Pour salt down the barrel
Step 4: Aim at fly
Step 5: Realize there are microscopic particles of fly and salt all over your home.
Step 6: Repeat

...🍖x100

It's a last resort because your hands get dirty, but the easiest way to unalive a fly is by clapping your hands right above where it's landed