Degen

25 years behind bars flew by in an instant.

Yesterday, a message appeared on the newly created SBF_DOGE account, thanking Trump for the release. Right away in the thread, a curly-haired guy says that the old SBF_FTX account has been archived, and his life is starting anew—he’s now working at the Department Of Government Efficiency (DOGE). Notably, the new SBF account has a gray checkmark on Twitter (indicating a verified political organization).

As has become customary lately, a coin contract is dropped in the same thread, and it successfully rugs within 10 minutes. Later it turns out the account was hacked and has now been renamed to C_Guardiagrele (
https://x.com/C_Guardiagrele). This is some Italian municipality whose page was only created in February 2025 (most likely, it was also C_Guardiagrele before becoming SBF_DOGE).

Gamer, philanthropist, socialphobe, playboy, and just a nice guy.

At the same time, the universe splits apart, and posting begins again from the familiar SBF_FTX page (https://x.com/SBF_FTX/status/1894204086754709951). An entire thread is dedicated to the problems of layoffs and managing large teams—the guy just decided to get philosophical.

1) I have a lot of sympathy for gov’t employees: I, too, have not checked my email for the past few (hundred) days

And I can confirm that being unemployed is a lot less relaxing than it looks

Let me remind you that philosophy aside, SBF is serving his 25 years behind bars—he shouldn’t have access to a phone, and such antics could lead to major investigations within the prison system. Grok says that either the guilty parties will be punished, or it was a hack, but no one can do anything about it.

Then, out of nowhere, barkmeta shows up—the same guy I wrote about recently. In short, he allegedly bought Kanye’s account for $20,000,000 and posted a photo with logged-in accounts for kanyewest and barkmeta. Now he’s supposedly bought the SBF_FTX account too and drops a new photo with three phones and three logged-in accounts—SBF_FTX, KanyeWest, and barkmeta.

Kanye denied any involvement last time, but where the truth lies now, only God knows. If SBF is still behind bars, no one can challenge Bark’s move. Either way, it all looks like yet another scheme to squeeze the last crumbs of liquidity out of your pockets and mine.

Although it feels like there’s nothing left to squeeze🫠