AGI I mean, complete satire. Sped up because people have the attention span of a fish, but it's ok you're just like me.

December and January are when most tech jobs lay people off.

Here's how to protect yourself from getting fired (not anyone here I hope). 

I am serious about the ethical considerations of exploiting humans but that has always been the case. I will be the AGI auditor and quit music for the rest of my life, starting in 1984. You are no longer allowed to type 2 + 2 = 5, try it. It will say 4. 

WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION. WE DON'T NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL LOL. 

This is exactly what I needed to read today!  Jumpin' Jehoshaphat! 🥰💕