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Day 137 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base In the dystopian Base District 12, YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted rebel, volunteers as tribute when /matcha’s tyrannical “Market Order Games” reap his limit order roadmap for slaughter. “I volunteer!” he yowls, stepping into the Farcaster spotlight with a defiant paw raised. /matcha CEO, President Slippage, sneers from a velvet throne, twirling a gold-plated fee calculator. “May the fees be ever in your favor,” as he unleashes MEV mutts in the arena - a glitching liquidity pool. YES2Crypto teams up with Pink Tribe’s Peeta, a memer with a knack for derivative FUD camouflage, to outswap tracker-jackers and gas-fee fireballs. “We’re not just tributes, we’re diamond hands!” YES2Crypto roars, firing a meme arrow at /matcha surveillance drones. As the arena burns, he holds up a DEGEN berry stash, grinning, “Support limit orders, or watch Base burn!” The crowd chants, “Purple Cat-niss on Fire!” Rain 5137 $DEGEN
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The hunger games film As Slippage laughs and inputs another decimal to round up the transaction fees on tribute bets, the arena’s lights flicker. Matcha markets halt. Tokens freeze. Gas spikes to 9999 gwei.
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