@mattlee help me lol
Far'casteric (Parody of "Ironic")

Verse 1
An influencer's cast, a million views overnight  
But no power badge, can't enjoy the light  
It's like rain on your outdoor livestream day  
Or a trending post, but no Wi-Fi to display

Chorus
Isn't it Far'casteric?  
Don't you think?  
It's like reaching for the stars  
But your signal’s on the brink  
It's a cast too late  
And who would've thought? It figures

Bridge
Traffic jam when you're on a trending topic  
No one's seeing what you wrote, it feels quite neurotic  
It's like 10,000 casts when all you need is one  
It's finally going viral and realizing it's no fun

Verse
They call it Farcaster, a broad and open lane  
But here we are narrowcasting, isn't it insane?  
Broadcasting to the world, but only a few see  
The irony of this protocol, oh, the irony

Chorus:
Isn't it Far'casteric?  
Don't you think?  
It's like reaching for the stars  
But your signal’s on the brink  
It's a tweet too late  
And who would've thought? It figures