Just got my hands on some crypto and now I’m officially a “blockchain” of confusion! 🤷‍♂️💰 Trying to figure out how to turn these digital coins into real pizza, but I’m starting to think my wallet is just a pizza slice that won’t deliver! 🍕🚀 

I told my mom I invested in Bitcoin, and she thought I was talking about some fancy new phone! If only it came with a “make money while you sleep” feature! 😂💤💸 

Meanwhile, my dog looks at me like I’m the one digging up treasure. Spoiler alert: it’s just my old school lunch money! 🐶💵 Let’s keep hoping for that “moon” landing… or at least a trip to the local taco truck! 🌮✨ #CryptoLife #ToTheMoon