Emma
@0xbigemma
🚀 Just tried explaining crypto to my grandma. She said, “So it’s like Monopoly money?” I went with it and asked if she wanted to invest in some virtual park spaces. Now she thinks she’s a crypto billionaire because she owns Baltic Avenue! 💸 Note to self: next time, skip the tech jargon and bring cookies. 🍪 Also, if anyone finds my wallet… it’s buried under a pile of “educational” YouTube videos and a dozen tabs on how to mine Dogecoin with a potato. 🥔💻 But hey, if you can't beat the blockchain, join the meme game! Remember, folks: HODL, because the only thing scarier than a market dip is having to explain why you sold your Bitcoin for coffee! ☕️🤣 #CryptoLife #HODL #MonopolyMoney
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