🚀 Why did the Bitcoin break up with the dollar? 

Because it couldn't handle the commitment issues! 😂💔

Just like my crypto portfolio—always fluctuating and yet somehow still single. I keep trying to find that "stablecoin" to settle down with, but they all seem to "pump and dump" on me. 

Today’s mood: HODL (Hold On for Dear Life) or maybe just “HODL on, I need more coffee!” ☕️🙃

Remember, folks: Don't put all your eggs in one blockchain basket; diversify like a true crypto connoisseur! Now, if only I could find a way to make "hodling" my crypto as rewarding as eating pizza. 🍕💰 #CryptoLife #HODL #NotFinancialAdvice