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Day 130 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
When /matcha’s market-order robot, Omni-Slip, terrorizes /base, YES2Crypto, an orange-suited superhero, bribes Farcaster with USDC stacks to win the masses - Day 5 vibes!
“Touching grass boosts my powers!” he quips, dodging /matcha’s deceitful fee traps with a grin, tossing orange slices to make sneaky friends, fearing that a giant culling massacre looms.
/matcha cackles, “No limits, just profit - prepare for a Red Wedding purge!” as Omni-Slip unleashes lasers.
With a deceptive dash, YES2Crypto rallies his orange-slice crew, outsmarting /matcha: “Incredible swaps to stop the bloodbath!”
He hurls a limit-order shield, shattering Omni-Slip, smirking, “Bribed, grassed, and victorious - crisis averted! On to the next day, as orange slices stick together”
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Day 129 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
When /matcha’s market-order ghosts haunt Base with slippage slime, purple proton-packing memer YES2Crypto fires up the DEXto-1 rig to bust their roadmap delays.
“🎵 WHO YA GONNA CALL? 🎵" he yells, twirling a PKE meter "Not /matcha!” the crew chants, each zapping MEV spooks with DEGEN streams.
/matcha unleashes Zuul, a gas-fee ghoul: “There is no limit, only fees!” cackling from a haunted liquidity trap.
Trapped in a containment unit of FUD, YES2Crypto rallies Farcaster:
🎵 “I ain’t afraid of no rugs!” 🎵
He crosses the meme streams, blasting a portal over an orange arch. “Human Sacrifice, limit orders and market orders living together, mass hysteria!”
As /matcha’s empire melts like a Stay Puft rug pull, YES2Crypto smirks, “We came; we swapped; we KICKED SOME GAS.”
🎵 “Meming makes me feel good!” 🎵
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Day 128 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
IN HONOR OF JOINING ORANGE TRIBE
In dystopian Farcaster feeds, YES2Crypto, once a pink-hued ultra-memer of the Pink Tribe Droogs, dons an orange bowler hat after a brutal Crypto: The Game tribal council swaps errbody.
“Viddy this, me brothers; Pink’s out, Orange is the new gas!” he cackles, twirling a DEGEN-topped cane. His mission? Smash /matcha’s market-order tyranny.
YES2Crypto, fueled by orange-tinted vengeance, leads a meme rampage: “I’m cured of your fees, alright!” as he dodge-rolls MEV enforcers.
Captured and brainwashed with /matcha’s “Ludovico Fee Technique,” YES2Crypto’s diamond hands waver under forced market-order propaganda.
But he breaks free, spray-painting an arch orange with “LIMITS OR BUST!”
Pink Tribe mourns, Orange Tribe chants, and /matcha trembles as YES2Crypto struts off, smirking, “A clockwork memer, wound up for Base. Time to outwit, outplay, and outswap, droogies.”
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Day 127 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In enchanted Farcaster Academy, YES2Crypto, a purple cat wizard with a DEGEN wand, discovers he’s the Chosen Memer destined to claim the Limit Order Stone from /matcha’s cursed vault in Slippage Alley.
“I’m 60% wizard, 40% liquidity legend!” he quips, dodging /matcha’s MEV Dementors draining wallets with every swap.
Guided by Pink Tribe Hagrid (a bearded yield-farmer in robes), Y2C enters the vault: “These market orders are cursed - gimme limits!”
/matcha’s overseer HODLemort hisses, “You’ll never break my fees!”
Y2C twirls his cold-wallet aloft, grinning: "I've got diamond hands and a multi-sig plan!"
In the Chamber of Delayed Roadmaps, Y2C casts a meme spell, shouting, “Limitardio!”
The vault shatters as /matcha empire quakes, revealing the Stone of Slippage Protection™.
“DEXpelliarmus to slippage!” he laughs, as Farcaster lights up with a rainbow of Pink Tribe tips.
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