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Day 170 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
Prisoner YES2Crypto lands in /matcha’s Alcatraz space station, a FarCon prison, aiming to free Base L2 limit orders, whispering “I’m nobody’s puppet.”
He crafts a raft from Moya’s bio-panels, dodging /matcha’s Crichton android warden.
In a foggy cell block, YES2Crypto allies with a D’Argo, digging through walls with a spoon while /matcha’s Scorpius guard scans for MEV bots.
A /matcha tattoo glows on a dummy head, masking YES2Crypto’s escape plan.
YES2Crypto navigates a Peacekeeper vent, evading /matcha floodlights, as Aeryn’s voice echoes “Stay alive.” He hacks /matcha’s fake swap logs, hidden in a FarCon server under the Rock.
At the bay, YES2Crypto launches his raft, exposing /matcha’s scheme.
The station locks down, leaving /matcha’s empire trapped, as YES2Crypto drifts with a FarCon badge. And yellow noggles.
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Day 169 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
Dancer YES2Crypto joins a FarCon-inspired gang in a surreal Far Side city, aiming to free Base L2 limit orders, singing “Tonight” amidst /matcha Jets-like crew.
He twirls through a cow-filled street, dodging /matcha’s Sharks, led by a Tony-like CEO snapping “Cool.”
At a neon-lit gym dance, YES2Crypto meets coder Maria, humming “I Feel Pretty” while hacking /matcha’s MEV bots. A “/matcha” graffiti cow moos as YES2Crypto spins her, revealing fake swap ledgers in a comic panel sky.
YES2Crypto faces /matcha’s Bernardo enforcer in a rumble under a Far Side bridge, where chickens play poker. He sings “Somerewhon” to rally coders, evading /matcha’s surreal dog-cop traps.
On a FarCon stage, YES2Crypto exposes /matcha’s scheme, demanding Base L2 freedom.
The city harmonizes as /matcha gang scatters, leaving YES2Crypto with a tokenized dance shoe.
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