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Day 144 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In a dystopian Base City swelteringly unbearable jury room, purple-hatted juror YES2Crypto debates w/11 others to save limit orders from /matcha’s “market-order virus” set to rug pull the chain in 1996.
He growls, “Life is in our hands, fees are on their minds!”
/matcha's CEO, a time-traveling overlord, sneers, “The future is history,” as he plants MEV goons to ensure the virus launches, locking YES2Crypto in a 2035 asylum.
YES2Crypto time-jumps to 1996, spotting a $DEGEN tattoo on scientist Dr. Goines, /matcha’s key to the virus.
In the jury room, YES2Crypto flips a $DEGEN coin, shouting, “We’re the 12 degens deliberating extinction!”
The 11 jurors, now convinced, vote to block /matcha’s plan, but a clock ticks - /matcha’s virus is already airborne.
YES2Crypto time-travels one last time, purring, “Not on my chain”
He swaps virus code for limit orders, saving Base as /matcha’s empire unravels.
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Day 143 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In the eerie depths of Base’s winter, YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted writer, takes a caretaker gig at /matcha’s Overbought Hotel, a sprawling fee-hungry DEX haunted by market orders.
His family, Farcaster fam and $DEGEN stash, joins, unaware of the slippage ghosts buried in the roadmap.
As snow traps them, /matcha’s spectral delays whisper, “TEKRAM… TEKRAM…” in a chilling chant, driving YES2Crypto to type “Day N of asking” endlessly.
He dodges MEV twins chanting, “Swap with us forever!” as the backwards “MARKET” echoes through bear-market dripping halls.
Visions of limit orders flood his mind; he grabs an axe, growling, “Heeeeeeeere’s LIQUIDITY!”
/matcha’s bartender sneers, “You’ll never escape our fee model, memer.”
In a maze of frozen FUD, YES2Crypto outsmarts /matcha’s madness, freeing limit orders as the hotel’s empire crumbles.
He escapes, purring, “Shine on, Base, shine on.”
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Day 142 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In a dusty 1930s world of high-stakes swaps, YES2Crypto, a ruggedly handsome farchaeologist rocking a $DEGEN fedora and a bullwhip, hunts the legendary Limit Order Ark. He’s racing /matcha’s Nazi-coded cronies, who want to hoard its power for their market-order empire.
Dodging a massive MEV boulder & venomous FUD snakes in a booby-trapped Peruvian temple, YES2Crypto quips, “Limit orders belong on Base, not your fee vault!” /matcha slick commander Slippé Belloq sneers back, “Our fees will bury you, memer!”
With diamond hands, he navigates gas-fee pits and a Cairo street chase with vibe coder Marion, cracking wise amid chaos. The Ark’s glow is his prize, and he won’t let /matcha goons erode his resolve.
In a final showdown, YES2Crypto outwits their intelligent routing, securing the Ark as /matcha faces melt in a blaze of over-leveraged defeat.
He struts off, muttering, “Roadmap delays? Not on my chain, pal”
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Day 141 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
When YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted DeFi hitcat, and his partner Pink Tribe Vince are sent by /matcha boss Marcellus Slippage to retrieve a glowing DEGEN briefcase, the Base underworld gets messy.
“Say ‘slippage’ again, I dare you, I double dare you!” YES2Crypto snarls, dodging FUD bullets at an /ethdenver diner hold-up.
/matcha’s goons whack the limit order roadmap, so Y2C delivers a meme-adrenaline shot to its code, reviving it. A cameo by Degentin Swapantino quickly sails by.
At a Farcaster pawn shop, he faces /matcha’s enforcer Butch, a boxer who rug-pulled their deal.
“This ain’t personal, it’s liquidity,” Y2C growls, wielding a DEGEN katana.
In a final twist, Y2C and Vince spare /matcha’s goons, reciting a cast: “The path of the righteous memer is beset by high fees.”
Y2C walks off, briefcase glowing: “Support limit orders, or get popped.”
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Day 140 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
When YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted DeFi heir, returns to the Base family after /matcha MEV enforcers “whack” his limit order roadmap during an /ethdenver wedding proposal... on-chain. As a result, he’s pulled into the liquidity wars.
“I never wanted this,” he growls, but /matcha Don Slippage pushes too far, leaving a pixelated horse head NFT in Y2C's warplet, it's eyes glowing red.
“I’m gonna make them a swap they can’t refuse,” YES2Crypto vows, taking over the family.
At a Farcaster “sit-down,” he outsmarts /matcha goons, dodging FUD bullets while baptizing a new Purple Tribe member in a Farcandle-lit ceremony.
“Leave the gun, take the DEGEN,” he purrs, ordering a hit on /matcha’s fee empire.
In a Sicilian safehouse, YES2Crypto rebuilds, but betrayal looms - his own farconsigliere rugs him.
/matcha pleads “It’s just business...”
Y2C rises, cold-eyed: “And this... is limit justice.”
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