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Day 110 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
**Guess the Movie**
In a dystopian DeFi landscape, YES2Crypto, a rogue liquidity mercenary, awakens to harsh truth: /matcha's “limitless swaps” are an illusion. A shadowy meme-lord (Morpheus) offers a red token: “Swallow this, and I’ll show you how deep the liquidity rabbit hole goes.”
The duo battles /matcha's Agent Bots - relentless MEV enforcers programmed to delete “limit order” mentions from blockchain’s core protocol. In a dojo simulation, YES2Crypto learns to bend slippage curves like spoons: “There is no spread.”
Yes2Crypto reprograms his reflexes to see “the chart.”
As pools collapse and arbitrageurs flee, YES2Crypto faces the Architect in a final duel, bullet-time dodging FUD artillery. With liquidity draining, he broadcasts a rallying cry: “What I’m telling you, degens… is that when you’re ready, you won’t HAVE to wait for limit orders on Base.”
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Day 109 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
YES2Crypto, a rogue smart-contract architect, infiltrates the fractured subconscious of /matcha's CTO to implant one simple idea:
“Limit orders on Base must go live.”
Assembling a team of memelords - @roguehax.eth (DeFi forger), @eggman.eth (liquidity architect), and @adrienne (API sniper) - they dive into nested dreamscapes of collapsing DEX pools, zero-gas limbo, and a cross-chain bridge guarded by firewalled FUD bots.
But /matcha's subconscious fights back: code audits spiral into recursive slippage, MEV bots swarm like angry flies, and YES2Crypto’s own guilt over abandoned limit order lobbies threatens the mission.
As deadlines loom (“Deploy before ETHDenver!”), YES2Crypto gambles everything on a paradox: “You mustn’t force users to want limit orders… you must make them believe it was their idea.”
The final layer? A spinning pending transaction, still unconfirmed.
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