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https://paragraph.xyz/@quilibrium.com/dynamic-fee-markets

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github kyc'ing their paying customers now? what the fuck?https://github.blog/changelog/2024-05-28-United-States-Sales-Tax-and-Exemptions-on-your-GitHub-Account/

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It is no longer just breaking news for crypto that happens here, but now the rest of the world's news.

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I had a strong philosophical difference of views about what should be done in the direction of crypto's future, which is what lead me to leave Coinbase. But I will say, without a shadow of a doubt, that Coinbase is being put through absolute FUD nonsense with this, and it's so obvious the origin of this attack is coming from one of the least trustworthy people in this industry. Would you rather trust your wrapped BTC with: 1. An audited public company with extremely rigid security controls and compliance teams (cbBTC), or 2. Justin Sun holding enough keys to a multisig to control it at any time (wBTC) And if your answer is genuinely 2, dear god why? https://x.com/CampbellJAustin/status/1835774529408553203

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teenagers, some time after we're an interplanetary species, looking at a "synchronizing data" notification: "hey, why did they make the save icon a cumulus cloud?"

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Guys my washing machine stopped working and is shouting DEI at me, what do I do?

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The weirdest coincidence is the fact that the same age group that grew up with lizard milk is now the largest group injecting lizard peptides

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Gave the latest batch of the hot ones' last dab a try, and either my spice tolerance has now hit a ceiling or the sauce is weaker than they're claiming

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no successful app ever makes that their primary metric

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all this "groundbreaking, gamechanging" research here to spend 34 seconds "thinking" about a riddle that isn't a riddle, and still fucking it up

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we were pseudonymous because of how we feared the law would be broken against us you are pseudonymous because of how you fear the laws you broke we are not the same

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This week in building /quilibrium Trying something new in updates summarizing on impacts: (On protocol) Dynamic fee markets – solving for the emission curve attack concern: The first version of the embedded dynamic fee market with the adjusted cost basis (includes proof size as a factor) is being tested out. (On and off protocol) Things other teams can use in their own projects: Publishing async triple ratchet later tonight under the separate MIT licensed repo mirror.

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LP was one of the bands whose albums I used to have on repeat as a teenager. It's bittersweet to see them come back with their new lead, but I don't think they could have done it a better way – a truly beautiful tribute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRXH9AbT280

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Humans are so fucking cool. https://www.space.com/spacex-polaris-dawn-private-spacewalk-webcast

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https://crzphil.github.io/posts/ssh-obfuscation-bypass/ Not good enough. See you in a few years when they finally support fixed constant bandwidth use.

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A zig-based hypergraph* library, super cool: https://github.com/yamafaktory/hypergraphz *notably, it's the variant where hyperedges only contain vertices, not also other hyperedges

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today's music mood: https://music.apple.com/us/album/duvet/1596227761?i=1596227762

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