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imagine this: you’re boarding your 15 hour flight back home after an exhausting (but fulfilling!) week in singapore. you’re behind a bickering couple who slide into row 46. oh wait, you’re in row 46. you get excited because you’re seat B, a middle seat and you think maybe you’ll get to switch with one of them. too bad, you learn. they don’t want to switch with you, but they do want to argue over you. he can’t figure out the WiFi. she can’t either. you keep playing on your phone and hope they don’t notice that you’re fully connected and locked in. she orders two cups of wine. then a third and then a fourth. he still can’t figure out the wifi. she can’t be bothered. typically you’d offer to help but instead you put in your airpods (it’s been a long week). he asks her for his xanax. she rolls her eyes and takes longer than humanly possible to pass it over to him. and then they hold hands. yes, right over your lap. you wonder if you’re in a simulation. (you’re not).
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@fluffheadchaser
oh dear god. should've grabbed the xanny and eaten it. 🤷‍♂️
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@bfg
Romantic 💘 travel stories 😂
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@eloisee
Is this a movie 😂😂😂😂
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@dazedaisy
This can’t be real😭😭😭
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@deescuss
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@0xmelanin
you need to speak up this is annoying asL
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@zoo
have you insulted any old gypsy ladies recently?
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@jacy
airlines should have yelp-like reviews when you’re booking so you can see notes other travelers had made on potential seat mates.
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@robin
i would've intercepted the xanax
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@benna
this is my hell omfg
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@bleu.eth
I would just spent my 12h flight on the attendants seats or walking around tbqh
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@hz
Omg worse than me. Dude fully reclines chair back the entire flight. I couldn’t open my laptop. I wouldn’t have been able to eat if not for the stewardess kindly asking dude to move chair up so I could eat.
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@coopahtroopa.eth
hahahahhahahhaah this sounds like something out of a fiction novel (it definitely isn't)
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@drews.eth
Similar thing happened to my dad on the way home from Europe. She was a window girl, he was an aisle boy. Honestly I respect it haha.
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@sdv.eth
/shoulda-been-a-vlog
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@katekornish
I'd start going back and forth to the bathroom till she finally changes her place 😁
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@devinbaker.eth
this is art
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@jonathancolton
WOW! And why did they not switch seats once the hand holding commenced?
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@christin
😂😂😂😂 pahahahahaha ok this is a fantastic /firstdraft
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