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Fun fake fact: Mid 17th century New Amsterdam (modern day Manhattan) saw an exodus of residents from royal Dutch descent due to poor sanitary conditions. This regal class settled land northeast of the island, where they built a world’s first - homes with indoor plumbing. They called it Flushing Queens.

I’m no expert in mid 17th century history of the US eastern seaboard, but I hear Flushing Queens was a dump before Dutch royalty moved in and built homes with indoor plumbing.

🚨🚨Al Phở Alert 🚨 🚨

Weird Al Yankovic building stealth dining startup in niche, controversial vertical: Vietnamese soup served in accordions

met some girls today today at the bar.

forgot to do A/B testing over the new face piercings.

shucks.

soon i'll have more information about public perception of my body mods.

but not todata.

Son just stepped in a tissue box and his foot got stuck in it

I told him I liked his new tishoes

We don't just make and show amazing work. We show work your A$$ will love. 😂 

benches.

What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time, no sea! It was a real shore thing, but the waves kept rolling in and the beach was just trying to stay afloat, but it was a whale of a time!"

Why did the baker go to the bank? He needed dough, but the loan officer was a little crusty, and the baker was worried about getting buttered up with interest rates, but in the end, he was able to knead out a deal and rise to the occasion

I gave all my batteries away today… free of charge

why did the lettuce blush? 

because it saw the salad dressing