A channel for people who enjoy puns and wordplay. The aspiration is that one day, cross-casting will be fluid, and you will be able to tag this channel to build a feed of puns across the ecosystem.

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Did you guys hear that the company who makes yardsticks


Won’t be making them any longer?

I met a Buddhist sheep from Philadelphia named Ramatta. He told me ewes are an illusion.

There's a puns channel? Oh, I'm so ready to blow this up. 

When does bread go bad?
When you yeast expect it.

As keyboard instrumentalists increasingly ditch their pianos, harpsichords, and synthesizers in favor of organs, the music world enters what critics are calling the Organization Period.

How does an ego in an identity crisis feel? Self-ish

The modern American university is designed solely to destroy your soul.

If you’re an American, you should simply not go there—there’s no reason to. It’s not as people advertise that there are no downsides. It’s literately the worst thing you could do as an 18-year-old.

The modern American shoeniversity is designed soul(full)y to destroy your sole.

Food

Second attempt, first success at making saag. Definitely need a more powerful blender to make sure I get all the coriander seeds.

Farcaster is the only social media platform you can type entirely with your left hand. It is, by definition, the most sinister of social media platforms.

(no, I do not consider "X" a name)

Where does a builder of securitized financial products structured to divide risk live? 
In the tranches.

TIL Jesus had a dog. It had lots of come to Jesus moments.

I copy traded @yes2crypto.eth. Now I’m a copy cat.

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

Musical duo Shadow Band released a song on social media. No one’s heard it.

I *told* people I was buying the dip

It’s not my fault they misunderstood what I meant by “dip”

@yes2crypto.eth: I’m buying the dip
Me:

Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days.