Step into the world of corporations, cubicles, and “circling back”, mythical concepts that had only existed in the lores. (Don’t ask us about Discord access sorry; they don’t pay us enough!)

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Middle Management

do robot overlords have gud opposable thumbs and elbow strength?? last time i bought a Roomba to cover me while trading memecoins didn’t do a spotless job

robot overlords don’t scrub floors and flatter upper management like i do don’t fire me please how will i feed my family ser!!

$500 billion terminators are coming to take over the world!

Announcing The Stargate Project

The Stargate Project is a new company which intends to invest $500 billion over the next four years building new AI infrastructure for OpenAI in the United States. We will begin deploying $100 billion immediately. This infrastructure will secure…

$500 billion terminators are coming to take over the world! 

https://x.com/openai/status/1881830103858172059?s=46

it's time to go back to your cubicles we have share value to increase for shareholders

Back in my day this kinda thing took 3-7 business days 

Gud tech

I am not involved or associated with any memecoin bearing my name. There is no official Ross coin.

free Ross pls fix

https://x.com/realrossu/status/1881109685631357225?s=46

if you need me and can’t find me in my closet, i might be in the break room eating sardines praying for the changing of the winds.

- janitor

first hump day 2025 checklist:

- stay on pace with work emails
- figure out what tried to kill me on Sunday
- monitor Watch Duty app
- pack go bag and fill gas tank
- keep tabs on evacuated friends
- stay alive breathing hazardous air on dog walks
- clear backlog of Slack messages

upper management wants us to set goals for the new year.

what are your 2025 goals?👇🏽✨

[IT Desk] has anyone else had trouble with iCloud on Sequoia? i can folders back to my local drive i’m medium freaking out

Memes

base-builds

This year I built a US-based debit card that allows ANYONE to join an onchain community (even if they don’t have a web3 wallet).

Spend like normal, earn coins like BANK, HIGHER, NOUNS, NOGS, POOL, OETH and more!

Support communities like /purple , Treegens, Open Medicine Foundation, and more.

Check out /bcard for more info!  🫡

extraordinary middle managers doing extraordinary things👇

it’s crazy that my Mammoth is going to make me a millionaire one day

🦣🧹💕

HIGHER

There is a moment every Sunday where I think, I can not wait to get back in front of my laptop on Monday.

this but in the janitor’s case because Sunday scaries are unbearable

(i love you too i just hate Sunday scaries more tysm🧹)