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Do you remember Microsoft Bob?

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taking apart macbook, but it has sandy cheeks ʕ*ﾉᴥﾉʔ

just inspired my friend to never buy a MacBook again lol 

we were literally all asked to purchase MacBooks in art / design school. I will advocate against MacBooks indoctrination for the rest of my life. 

MacBooks ARE NOT BUILT FOR US

the way I bought a Xbox game pass just to pin it over my desktop as initiative to get work done.

idek if i’ll ever use it…
i don’t think i want to distract myself from my craft :’(

my quality of life has gone up as a direct result of switching from apple to Asus laptops.

Music

U2 thinking they should be on everyone’s playlist is still insane to me to this day.

this is when i started hating “tim CANT cook” 

bro got no taste, or flavor. he a dufus, and i hated him since i was 14. and i will always hate him, for being corny. and having no swag. Tim Cook is a swagless, U2 greedy possible vegan. idk. no swag. 

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidphelan/2022/10/30/how-apple-and-u2-made-an-unforgettable-blunder-and-whose-fault-it-was/

omg i swear i didn’t google this prior 

i could just sniff the vegan-ism off his energy

𝔩𝔞𝔪𝔟𝔠𝔥𝔬𝔭

This has to be the longest you’ve been inactive. Why do I feel like you’re about to come back with some amazing bangers? 

👩🏻‍🏫 💻

bangers coming soon

first i need to get used to this laptop and how it works… it’s very different 😅

the learning curve is curving.

7 years ago when I got my first macbook I would have never guessed i would go back to windows. 

but here i am,

realizing where the grass has always been greener…

I did it.

Decided on the ASUS - Zenbook S 16 16” 3K OLED Touch Screen Laptop

RAM: 24 GB
STORAGE: 1TB

Price: 1,399 with no black friday deal.

Wow. Is this the canary in the coal mine for macs? Or is grass always greener?

I couldn’t imagine switching back to windows. 

inshallah indeed

I know they’ll be some learning curves when switching to Windows.. but my whole professional career was built on mediocre half dead macbooks. just imagine what i can accomplish with an underdog beast of a windows laptop.

I can’t wait to see what this next chapter has in store.. I’m imagining a world where i don’t want to punch my laptop. i haven’t felt that feeling in 7 years.