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Good evening, Class of 1999 I have one piece of advice for you: No matter what the grief counselor tells you There is no blackjack in the Bereavement Center Oh, there's coffee in the Bereavement Center But you don't want coffee You want blackjack in the Bereavement Center Don't go to funerals with metal detectors Sure, it feels secure inside, but what about All those relatives waitin' outside with casseroles? They know you ain’t got no leftovers If someone says they're grieving deeply But they're laughing at TikToks They're probably fine If they say they're holding up well But cry at insurance commercials They need therapy immediately Take off that silly-ass visor Kenny Rogers couldn't possibly gamble that much But Burt Reynolds definitely did some of that shit Young mourner, if you're at the visitation And someone steps on your shoe, let it slide Why spend the next 20 years banned from family gatherings 'Cause someone scuffed your loafers? (1/3)
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