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If it's a mild take or consensus take, it will get removed.
eirrann | he/him
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but who has who on the leash?
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eirrann | he/him
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Good evening, Class of 1999 I have one piece of advice for you: No matter what the grief counselor tells you There is no blackjack in the Bereavement Center Oh, there's coffee in the Bereavement Center But you don't want coffee You want blackjack in the Bereavement Center Don't go to funerals with metal detectors Sure, it feels secure inside, but what about All those relatives waitin' outside with casseroles? They know you ain’t got no leftovers If someone says they're grieving deeply But they're laughing at TikToks They're probably fine If they say they're holding up well But cry at insurance commercials They need therapy immediately Take off that silly-ass visor Kenny Rogers couldn't possibly gamble that much But Burt Reynolds definitely did some of that shit Young mourner, if you're at the visitation And someone steps on your shoe, let it slide Why spend the next 20 years banned from family gatherings 'Cause someone scuffed your loafers? (1/3)
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eirrann | he/him
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skill issue
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eirrann | he/him
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there's no ethics in crypto
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eirrann | he/him
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it's much easier to convince unsophisticated base supporters that you're winning in the future if you start by creating a such a tremendous low-base effect that it's all but impossible to achieve growth from there they're not sufficiently capable of independent thought to recognize that they'll be worse off net-net
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catswilleatyou 🎩🎨
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Sonic 3 > Moana 2 This is not even up for debate and also I wouldn’t recommend watching either film. But if you’re stuck choosing between them I’ve done the research for you.
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eirrann | he/him
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this is nostalgic and cute it will probably turn to dust like everything else sad though
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catswilleatyou 🎩🎨
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st patricks day is the worst holiday
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eirrann | he/him
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go full send, Jake
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Je$$yFries 🙂↔️🍟💕
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also recorded myself this morning by wasn’t sure if I post the video cause my bf is on farcaster lol and im kinda bashing him but who cares next time DONT STEAL MY CLANKER THSIRT FFS
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Roadu 🎩🦊
@roadu
devices should be made so they don’t break when a old cert expires
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catswilleatyou 🎩🎨
@catswilleatyou
solana is a terrible sounding name for a currency
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eirrann | he/him
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we need an animated version doesn't the evolution of tech going from the dawn of tech itself to as far into the future as reliably feasible
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eirrann | he/him
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this feels like a FAFO moment the US arms industry is going to regret the waking up of European defense manufacturing on the whole, though, the world will probably be better off if Europe takes more ownership of it's own security the US will likely not like the hindsight perspective https://united24media.com/latest-news/volkswagen-open-to-manufacturing-military-vehicles-for-german-armed-forces-6656
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eirrann | he/him
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freedom is a double-edged blade it cuts both ways
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