Dogs

Today’s Agenda:

-Wake up.
-💩
-Eat half my breakfast, then insist the second half be jazzed up.
-Check to make sure all my toys are where I left them.
-Get excited/overwhelmed by said toys (read: bite-y).
-Nap.
-Lunch.
-Plan election campaign / learn unfortunate news about Bertram.
-Chewy delivery! Contents: a new bed, more of the same kibble, a few small bags with unknown contents, and a harness that, unfortunately, came in a size L instead of XS and is roughly the size of my entire body.
-💩
-Nap.
-Inspect new bed thoroughly. Suspicious smell, but promising floofness.
-Learn a new skill: Place. I go to my new bed and stay there until released. See attached.
-Nap.

Overall, a productive day so far. I've heard rumors from the higher-ups about a walk later, probably dinner, and my favorite time of day. Something the rents call “gremlin hour” (read: bite-y).