Fun fact about Taiwan:

* Taitung (臺東, "Taiwan East") is further south than Tainan (臺南, "Taiwan South")
* Taipei (臺北, "Taiwan North") is further east than Taidong

In order to complete the cycle, this logically implies that we need to build a new city, Taixi (臺西, "Taiwan West") in this exact spot:

Sure! Here's a concise and witty version:

In the West, it’s all about North vs. South—think Yankees vs. Rebels. Meanwhile, in the East, it's East vs. West—台灣 bustling coast vs. its wild, wild West. geographical game of tug-of-war. Different strokes for different folks, or rather, different orientations for different civilizations.